Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Now Approaching... The Line (2000)
Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt
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Quotes
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Emmett Honeycutt : [talking about David] ...It's every mother's dream.
Michael Novotny : Just be sure not to tell mine. I don't need her to know every time I go out.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Every time you go out is once a year.
Michael Novotny : Thanks for keeping count.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Accounting is my life.
Emmett Honeycutt : So, what's he like?
Michael Novotny : Old.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : What's old?
Michael Novotny : Older than you? Probably... forty?
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : That is old.
Emmett Honeycutt : On the other hand, they don't come as quick, and they have lots of money. So where's he taking you?
Michael Novotny : Some place called Pappagano.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I hope he's paying.
Michael Novotny : Is it expensive?
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : A medium-priced entrée is more than your tax return.
Michael Novotny : Shit.
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Brian Kinney : If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.
Emmett Honeycutt : And that's a bad thing?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
Brian Kinney : Hey, you try spending an evening with some back-slapping breeder from out of town, smoking cigars, and talking about pussy.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
Brian Kinney : That is a good thing you got one, because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Move over. So you boys in the mood for something sweet, or are you gonna pick up a little something at Woody's?
[pinches Michael's cheeks]
Michael Novotny : Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Oh, bend over so I can pinch the other ones.