Queer as Folk (TV Series)
No Bris, No Shirt, No Service (2000)
Sharon Gless: Debbie
Quotes
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Brian : Deb, can we get some service?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Keep your pants on, at least until you've had dinner.
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Okay, boys, what'll it be?
Emmett Honeycutt : Nothing for me, thanks.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Em, honey, you should try to eat some of your protein off a plate!
Emmett Honeycutt : I read, that, that for every thirty pounds you lose, you gain an entire inch of cock.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : So, if you just dropped another ninety pounds, you'll have a four-inched pecker!
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Michael : [Justin and Daphne walk into Woody's.] Double shit!
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : What now?
Michael : It's him, our teen stalker! Christ, why won't be just go away?
Justin Taylor : [to Debbie] Remember me?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Turn around. I never forget a butt, especially a cute one.
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Justin Taylor : You know, I'm actually looking for a friend of Michael's. His name is Brian.
Vic Grassi : I could have guessed that.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Honey, everybody's looking for Brian.
Justin Taylor : Have you seen him?
[Deb points to Brian]
Daphne Chanders : That's Brian? God, he's so old! And skinny. You can do way better than that.
Justin Taylor : Would you shut up?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [Deb and Vic are watching Brian, who has his eyes on a trick over at the bar.] Five bucks he nails him before midnight.
Vic Grassi : You're on.
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [talking about Brian] What's eating him? Or isn't?
[she laughs]
Michael : None of your business.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : You watch your mouth.
Michael : Why do you have to come here?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Well, Vic was feeling better, so we thought we'd come here after my shift and have a drink. What's the big deal?
Michael : The big deal is that I came here to hang out with my friends, not my mother.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Sweetie, you know I approve of your lifestyle.
Michael : Well maybe I don't want you to approve. Maybe I want you to go home and cry.