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Shawn Spencer : I got the information because... I'm psychic.
Carlton Lassiter : Get him out of here!
Shawn Spencer : Oh boy!
[leans against the door, looks at the desk sergeant]
Shawn Spencer : Your grandmother would be so proud.
Desk Sergeant : You spoke to her?
Shawn Spencer : I did. She's safe, comfortable. She wants you to stop spending all your money on those charlatans.
Desk Sergeant : The palm readers?
Shawn Spencer : The palm readers.
Lucinda : Okay, just to be clear, um, you're claiming to be a psychic, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn Spencer : [moves his hands around until one is pointing at Lassiter and the other at Lucinda] How else would I know that you two are sleeping together? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1...
[turns to Officer McNab]
Shawn Spencer : When's the wedding?
McNab : May 3rd - wait, how'd you know?
Shawn Spencer : I'm getting dance lessons for a wedding reception and you are getting good!
McNab : Wow! That's amazing.
Carlton Lassiter : Oh, come on! Who's buying this?
[McNab, the desk sergeant, and a guy in a holding cell all raise their hands]
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Shawn Spencer : Look, I've called in dozens of tips, okay? Just check it out.
Carlton Lassiter : I did. I checked out a whole lot of stuff. Like, oh, you're currently unemployed, never held a job for more than six months, and you have a criminal record.
Shawn Spencer : I was eighteen.
Carlton Lassiter : Oh, eighteen? Oh, well, that makes it okay. Let me just scratch this out.
Shawn Spencer : I borrowed a car...
Carlton Lassiter : You stole a car.
Shawn Spencer : To impress a girl.
Lucinda : Look, forgive us, Mr. Spencer, if this seems far-fetched.
Shawn Spencer : Would it help at all if I told you she had a bit of a reputation and I was O for... high school?
[long pause]
Shawn Spencer : Okay, fine, there were extenuating circumstances. The arresting officer was my father. He was trying to teach me a lesson.
Carlton Lassiter : Did you learn it?
Shawn Spencer : I learned I hated my father, so sure.
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Lucinda : You here to scope out the new meter maids?
Shawn Spencer : No, I am here to see you.
Lucinda : Not interested.
Shawn Spencer : I know, you already have someone special. He's married and/or separated.