- The New Number Two: Good day, Number Six.
- Number 6: Number what?
- The New Number Two: Six. For official purposes, everyone has a number. Yours is number six.
- Number 6: I am not a number. I am a person.
- The New Number Two: Six of one, half a dozen of another.
- [over the opening of each episode - Number 2 played by various actors]
- Number 6: Where am I?
- Number 2: In the Village.
- Number 6: What do you want?
- Number 2: Information.
- Number 6: Whose side are you on?
- Number 2: That would be telling. We want information... information... information.
- Number 6: You won't get it.
- Number 2: By hook or by crook, we will.
- Number 6: Who are you?
- Number 2: The new Number 2.
- Number 6: Who is Number 1?
- Number 2: You are Number 6.
- Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man.
- Loudspeaker Announcer & Telephone Operator: [cheerful] Number, please?
- Number 6: What exchange is this?
- Loudspeaker Announcer & Telephone Operator: [firmly] Number, please.
- Number 6: I want to make a call to...
- Loudspeaker Announcer & Telephone Operator: Local calls only, what is your number, Sir?
- Number 6: [confused] Haven't got a number.
- Loudspeaker Announcer & Telephone Operator: No number, no call.