Quotes
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Brooke McQueen : [entering bathroom where newly-arrived Sam is busy re-ordering] Look, whatever, why are you moving this stuff? Excuse me, the right sink is my sink. It has always been my sink.
Sam McPherson : God, you are so rude. It's called boundaries. Look into it. The right sink is my sink, Princess Powderpuff. It was at my house.
Brooke McQueen : Wow, we're not at your house anymore.
[grabs a spray can away from her]
Brooke McQueen : And that is my stress relief!
[squirting a waft of spray into the air]
Brooke McQueen : Sticky fingers!
Sam McPherson : Oh, good God, woman, why do you need so many products? With all the lotions and potions you use, it's a wonder your face doesn't just slide off down the drain.
[causing Brooke to storm off next door]
Brooke McQueen : [returning quickly] Okay. Excuse me.
[starts dividing bathroom in two with a roll of sticky tape she fetched]
Brooke McQueen : Okay.
[busy]
Brooke McQueen : Okay.
[making headway]
Brooke McQueen : Ahh.
[finishing]
Brooke McQueen : Okay. Here are the rules. You may invade my space and destroy my family and have my father fooled with your big brown Bambi eyes that you bat around like a stripper looking for tips, but this is one battle you're losing. This is the line of death. Cross it and die.
Sam McPherson : You know, Saddam, I really feel no need to cross the line here.
Brooke McQueen : Really? And why is that?
Sam McPherson : 'Cause I'm getting the right sink.
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Brooke McQueen : [as Sam is carrying in an old lamp] Hey, hey, what are you doing? Uh-uh. That lamp is butt-ugly.
Sam McPherson : This lamp is a part of my history. I boycotted Home Economics in the seventh grade for being gender exclusionary and wired it myself in shop class.
Brooke McQueen : Let me make it simple for you, roomie. This lamp goes in over my dead body. Okay?
Sam McPherson : Well, fine. Glad to help you out.
[to the movers]
Sam McPherson : Hey, boys, back it up nice and slow. Brooke here is gonna lay under the back tires.
Brooke McQueen : [exasperatedly running after her] Funny!
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Brooke McQueen : [to Sam, who is bringing in an old lamp] Hey, hey, what are you doing? Uh-uh. That lamp is butt-ugly.
Sam McPherson : This lamp is part of my history. I boycotted Home Economics in the seventh grade for being gender excllusionary, and wired it myself in shop class.
Brooke McQueen : Let me make it simple for you, roomie. This lamp is going in over my dead body. Okay?
Sam McPherson : Well, fine. Glad to help you out.
[to the movers]
Sam McPherson : Hey, boys, back it up nice and slow. Brooke here is gonna lay under the back tires.
Brooke McQueen : [coolly exasperated] Funny.
