- Lily Esposito: You missed it in Bio. I took the Fifth on the frog.
- Carmen Ferrara: [brightening up] You refused to slice and dice? That's so cool. Good for you.
- Lily Esposito: Because of you. 'Cause though you think you didn't win, you did, Carmen. Yeah, you did, you tried. You stood up for yourself, and that's the real victory. The failure's in letting the moment pass you by.
- [as Carmen sobs quietly]
- Lily Esposito: What I'm trying to say is I took my moment because of what you did. There are different types of cheerleaders. Maybe you didn't make their stupid list. But you are at the very top of mine.
- Nicole Julian: [confronting a skanky girl who dared to give a disapproving glower] Okay, whatever! Listen up, mouth breather! If you and your Dress For Less friends do not stop sending those horrible hate mail, I will return to sender times ten. And to update, just 'cause we're friends, choppers!
- [pointing out the girl's prominent front teeth, which she then lamely tries to hide]
- Nicole Julian: Debbie Gibson is not coming back, and neither is acid-washed!