Police Squad! (TV Series)
Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) (1982)
Ed Williams: Mr. Olson
Quotes
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Ted Olson, Scientist : [having finally found drugs after completely taking apart a car] It was in the glove compartment.
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Ted Olson, Scientist : Katie, why don't you run along now. Next week we'll learn why cows look forward to giving milk.
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Ted Olson, Scientist : So you see, Katy, objects get their shape from the arrangement of their molecules. If you apply force to these molecules their arrangement is altered, the shape of the object is changed. Now, did you bring me your Crying Judy doll?
Katy : Here she is, Mr. Olson.
[she hands the doll over]
Ted Olson, Scientist : Alright, let's see what happens when we put Crying Judy in the trash compactor.