Police Squad! (TV Series)

Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh) (1982)

Alan North: Capt. Ed Hocken

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• Capt. Ed Hocken : [reading file]  Married, one child. That didn't work out, so he married a grown woman.

• Capt. Ed Hocken : [getting McBreen out of Frank's way so he can take over his job]  You Nicky McBreen?

  Nicky McBreen : Yeah.

  Capt. Ed Hocken : You're under arrest.

  Nicky McBreen : For what?

  Capt. Ed Hocken : Reproducing the accounts, pictures or descriptions of a major league baseball game without the express written consent of the commissioner.

  Nicky McBreen : Ok, so I taped a game.

  Capt. Ed Hocken : All right, let's go.

  [leads him away] 

  Nicky McBreen : I had a few friends over, but I, but I, didn't charge them. All right, a couple of bucks a head.

• Vic : You got nothing on us!

  Capt. Ed Hocken : [puts on handcuffs]  I do now!

• Capt. Ed Hocken : Well Frank, this case is all wrapped up. Veronica Rivers confessed to killing Joey Koldys and we've got her and Vic and the Frenchman on the dope smuggling rap.

  Det. Frank Drebin : Yeah, from now on they'll all be up there together in the Statesville prison.

  Capt. Ed Hocken : Yep, along with Martin and Dutch and Lana, Thames and Sally Decker.