Poirot (TV Series)
Problem at Sea (1989)
Louisa Janes: Ismene
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Quotes
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Hercule Poirot : Monsieurs, Madames. What I am about to do might surprise you a little. You'll probably think of me as eccentric-perhaps mad. You might say, "the little Belgian is taking leave from his rocker", huh? But I must assure you, that behind my madness is, what you English say... method.
[Poirot lifts the cover of the hidden object on the table; revealing a small, simple, leather suitcase]
Hercule Poirot : [sotto voce] Voila! A suitcase!
[slightly sarcastic]
Hercule Poirot : How interesting!
[normal]
Hercule Poirot : Of course, nothing's interesting about suitcases.
[chuckles]
Hercule Poirot : But you may know that suitcases... have contents.
[Poirot opens the suitcase very slowly but full of anticipation; the audience of the passengers watch in expectation. Poirot opens the lid, gasps slightly and slowly lifts up the object in the suitcase... which is revealed to be a cute, porcelain doll]
Mrs Tolliver : [smiling; recognizing] Why... It's a doll!
Hercule Poirot : Ah! Yes, a doll. Now, this doll... is an important witness to the truth of the death of Madame Clapperton.
[pause]
Hercule Poirot : But how does it know? It is a doll. But THIS is a doll...
[sotto voce]
Hercule Poirot : ...That can speak!
[Poirot makes the doll turn towards him, so that their faces are parallel from one another and their noses are two inches apart; the passengers look at him as if he had lost his mind, slightly disturbed]
Hercule Poirot : [he senses the passengers disbelief and quickly turns to them; rapid fire speech] You never seen dolls that could speak?
[normal voice]
Hercule Poirot : Of course, you have!
Hercule Poirot : [as he slowly and gently puts the doll back in the suitcase] All we need to do is to put the doll back into the suitcase, where she cannot be seen... She doesn't want to be seen; this little lady.
[to the concealed doll in the suitcase]
Hercule Poirot : Can you hear me, mon poupée?
Ismene : [as the doll's voice] Aye!
Hercule Poirot : [speaking loudly yet slowly] Now, Can you tell us... about the death... of Madame Clapperton?
Ismene : [imitating Madame Clapperton] What is it, John? The Door's locked... I don't want to be disturbed by the stewards.
Colonel John Clapperton : [he begins to twitch his eyes and hyperventilate; he glares at Poirot, who glares at him back sternly; revealing the Col. Clapperton is the murderer] You!
[He bolts forward]
Captain Hastings : [as he and Bates stop the enraged Col. Clapperton from reaching Poirot] Stop him!
Colonel John Clapperton : [after being restrained; he glares at the stern Poirot; finally caught; snarling with hatred] YES.
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Ismene : [after Poirot captured the murderer; she comes out of her hiding place; revealing that she is the doll's "voice"] Did I do everything right, Mr. Poirot?
Hercule Poirot : [satified] Oh, yes...
[Poirot opens the suitcase; brings out the doll and hands it back to it's rightful owner; Ismene]
Hercule Poirot : Mon poupée
[Ismene smiles at Hercule Poirot as she hugs her doll]