Phoenix Nights (TV Series)

Family Fun Day (2002)

Dave Spikey: Jerry 'St. Clair' Dignan

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• Brian Potter : What's the matter with you man?

  Jerry 'St. Clair' Dignan : What's the matter with me? I'll tell you what's the matter with me. My first week as licensee. I'm stood here looking like a gay Satan cos' somebody's sold all me clothes ont' jumble, I've been rolled round the car park all day dressed as a hernia and I've got 12 people in casualty with rubber burns.

  Brian Potter : Rubber burns? Isn't he a Scottish poet?