- Larry Appleton: All right, look... here are the ground rules. Jennifer is mine.
- Balki Bartokomous: I saw her first!
- Larry Appleton: But I lusted after her first. This is America. Learn the customs.
- Balki Bartokomous: I never heard of that custom.
- Larry Appleton: It's new.
- Balki Bartokomous: [screams in pain]
- Larry Appleton: A little sore?
- Balki Bartokomous: I'd say we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window.
- Larry Appleton: Now, here's the plan. What we are trying to achieve is physical contact. Now, how do we achieve physical contact?
- Balki Bartokomous: Begging?
- Larry Appleton: [thinks about this for a minute, then finally shakes his head] Dancing.