- Penn Jillette: As we gather more data, we advance our ideas and our theories. Okay, the environmental movement has gone from global cooling to global warming, but
- [shouting]
- Penn Jillette: they must remember that we're still gathering information! We're not sure yet!
- H2O Petitioner: Can I get you guys to sign a petition?
- [When asked, "For what?" she replies:]
- H2O Petitioner: For banning dihydrogen monoxide.
- [the signer says, "Oh yeah, I'll sign that."]
- H2O Petitioner: Thank you very much!
- Penn Jillette: And our petition woman was getting signatures right and left. Oh, okay, mostly left; but man, there's a lot of people against that evil water.
- H2O Petitioner: It's everywhere, and we really just need to ban it.
- Penn Jillette: These passionate, informed people didn't even need to ask what dihydrogen monoxide is. They didn't... even... ask.