Peep Show (TV Series)

University Challenge (2004)

Peter Capaldi: Professor Alistair MacLeish

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• Jeremy Usborne : Oh, this is all bollocks, Mark. You don't belong here with the pointy-heads. Tell them. Go on, tell them.

  Mark Corrigan : Tell them what? That I'm a hard working mature student?

  Jeremy Usborne : He's not a mature student, he's been a Loan Manager for the last five years, he lives with me and he eats ready-meals, and we play "Guess the Revels" and we watch Men in Black in front of our massive telly and we have a fucking good time.

  Professor MacLeish : Loan Manager?

  Mark Corrigan : I, I manage my... student loan. I manage... on it.

• Jeremy Usborne : So, you all look pretty happy being students. Well, I've got news for you, the shit-storm is coming. That's the real world out there and let me tell you, baby, it is fucked.

  Professor MacLeish : Is that what Dr Chomsky and Michael Moore have been telling you, in lieu of a degree?