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Quotes
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Sophie Chapman : Moments like this really make you realise how short life is, you know?
Mark Corrigan : Right. One minute we're alive, the next we're dead.
Sophie Chapman : Sometimes, we're so wrapped up in the nonsense of life.
Mark Corrigan : Right, yeah. I mean, if I want an Xbox, why don't I just get an Xbox?
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[while kissing Sophie]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh my God, um... What about my abnormal knackers? Oh this is nice. How weird are they? What I really need is a good long look at another man's bollocks, but that's so fraught with potential problems.
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[Mark is having his testicles examined by a nurse]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Oh, I hope I don't... no leaping to attention, Captain Corrigan. I mean, anyone would say she's an attractive woman. She should have to wear a mask for this kind of thing. Reagan or Batman or... actually she'd look pretty horny as Batman... Jesus, no, don't!
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Sophie Chapman : [they're playing the board game "Risk"] Jeremy, it's your go, isn't it?
Jeremy Usborne : [watching a porn video] Uh, whatever. Carry on, I just want to rewind this bit.
Mark Corrigan : Do you have to? We're trying to play a game.
Jeremy Usborne : Mark, I gave you the choice. It's either Tom and Barbara being nice or Gloria and Mitzi being nasty.
Mark Corrigan : Well, if you don't want your go, I'll take mine. I'm attacking Irkutsk.
Jeremy Usborne : Fine, whatever. Can't you get it into your tiny, closed-off little mind that I just don't give a flying fuck?
Mark Corrigan : Yeah, well, you will when I take Asia.
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[Mark finds Jeremy passed out on the lounge floor, he sees an empty paracetamol bottle and thinks he's taken an overdose]
Mark Corrigan : No! Don't be dead, mate! Shit, no, oh God, no! In front of...
[he looks at the TV, it's showing an episode of Tenko, the WWII Japanese POW camp drama]
Mark Corrigan : Tenko. That was probably the last straw.
