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Super Hans : [after getting off the phone with the studio manager] Sorry, mate. Nothing I can do, you're out.
Jeremy Usborne : Fired? But...
Super Hans : Ron's a tough nut. I did everything I could.
Jeremy Usborne : What? You didn't do shit!
Super Hans : Earlier. Had the whole thing out with him earlier, I threatened to walk, he was having none of it.
Jeremy Usborne : So, are you going to walk now?
Super Hans : Steady on, mate. I'm not Spartacus.
Jeremy Usborne : That's pretty bloody obvious.
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[Mark and Jeremy are crouching behind a bush in Sophie's back garden]
Mark Corrigan : This is the ultimate!
Jeremy Usborne : Yes, siree. It's payback time. And she's paying back... in fear dollars!
Mark Corrigan : Yeah, so what are you going to say?
Jeremy Usborne : [Dialling Sophie's number on his mobile phone] I thought I might just say I'm going to cut her up and leave her in buckets.
Mark Corrigan : What? No! Don't say that! Jesus, that's horrible! Just say something like... ask "Is Mrs Hugh Jass there?" No, no, not that, she's got a thing about her bum. Uh, how about Mike Hunt? No, no...
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Jeremy Usborne : Call yourself a mate, mate?
Super Hans : What?
Jeremy Usborne : Oh yeah, right, "What?". I saw you leave her flat this morning.
Super Hans : She wanted bongo lessons. What can I say, the lady has a passion for percussion.
Jeremy Usborne : She hasn't got a bongo, you weren't carrying a bong... there was no bongo.
Super Hans : Look, you don't need a drum to teach someone...
Jeremy Usborne : Look mate, I'm next door, I heard you, your... noise, last night.
Super Hans : Oh that, that was nothing, that was... press-ups.
Jeremy Usborne : Yeah, well, you certainly seemed to enjoy the last few a lot.
Super Hans : Hey mate, sometimes you've really got to push for the burn.
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Toni : Jeremy, we're two single people having a great time. If you can't handle that, then go back to the 50s.
Super Hans : Yeah. Yeah, maybe you should make a move, mate.
Jeremy Usborne : OK, yeah, mate. I'll make a move, how about this for a move?
[he grabs Mark's hand holding the pepper spray and sprays it into Super Hans's eyes]
Super Hans : AHH! Ah, fuck me!
[Jeremy starts kicking him]
Mark Corrigan : Jeremy, that's enough! Jez, there's no need to...
[he sprays the pepper spray in Jeremy's face]
Jeremy Usborne : AGGHH! Arghh, you fucking sprayed me! You fucking sprayed me!
Mark Corrigan : It's for your own good!
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Jeremy Usborne : [about Toni] She's like some kind of drug. Kind of like Ketamine but with nicer hair.
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Super Hans : So, you're all set, ain't ya? You, my friend, are a music studio reception runner now. Gets the women hot.
Jeremy Usborne : Yeah?
Super Hans : Oh yeah. It's a savage garden, my friend, a savage garden.
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] Shall I ask what he means?
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Jeremy Usborne : [telling Mark about Super Hans and Toni] You see, he's not Lennon, but she is Yoko. I'm Lennon, but Yoko has off gone with Paul. I mean, imagine that, that's the scenario we're talking.
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Mark Corrigan : Jeremy, have you seen "Strangers on a Train"?
Jeremy Usborne : Yeah, sure. No one suspects the chef.
Mark Corrigan : It's about these two guys who take care of each other's enemies.
Jeremy Usborne : OK, right. And what happens in the end?
Mark Corrigan : Uh, I can't remember. But I'm pretty sure it all turns out all right.
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[while showing Toni the recording studio equipment]
Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover] I've lost her. She's gone. Christ, I'm actually quite boring when I put my mind to it.
