Oz (TV Series)

Unnatural Disasters (1999)

J.K. Simmons: Vern Schillinger

Quotes 

• Officer Joseph Mineo : Congratulations, Vern.

  Vern Schillinger : For what?

  Officer Joseph Mineo : It's a boy. A bouncing baby boy.

  [beat] 

  Officer Joseph Mineo : Your son arrived yesterday.

  Vern Schillinger : Which unit is he in?

  Officer Joseph Mineo : Your favorite. Emerald City.

  [Schillinger is horrified]