- Agamemnon Busmalis: You a Russian?
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
- Agamemnon Busmalis: From Russia?
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
- Agamemnon Busmalis: You were born in Russia.
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: Yes.
- Agamemnon Busmalis: Wow. First time in Oz?
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: Only time.
- Agamemnon Busmalis: You'll get used to it.
- Nikolai Stanislofsky: I was seven years in Soviet gulag. This place is cake.
- Antonio Nappa: Adebisi, I don't get it. Why would you want to transfer out of the cafeteria to take care of a bunch of fags, huh?
- Simon Adebisi: You don't like fags?
- Antonio Nappa: What do you think?
- Simon Adebisi: Well, out there, I hated them. But here, sometimes you need your dick sucked.