- [Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a pump-action shotgun]
- Rodney: Oi, where did you get that gun?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Iggy Iggins.
- Rodney: Iggy Iggins? Iggy Iggins robs banks.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah but it's a Saturday.
- Lady Victoria: [addressing Rodney] So, what's your name?
- Rodney: It's Rodney
- Trigger: [shouts from a distance] Watcha Dave!
- Rodney: It is Rodney, he's just a bit thick.
- [during an opera, Del Boy is returning to his seat with several ice creams; he is making a lot of noise, apologising for treading on the toes of the people further along the row who have to stand up to let him past]
- Lady at Opera: Are you going to continue making this noise throughout the entire performance?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I don't know. I might let you off the second half.
- Rodney 'Dave' Trotter: People round here don't pay £60 for a painting, in fact people round here don't pay £60 for a car.