- [Lucas stands in the mall in front of the sales girl to return his bra]
- Sales Girl: Can I ask you why you'd like to return it?
- Lucas Scott: Um, wrong size?
- Nathan Scott: [highly demotivated as he is wearing a white skirt and green sash that is saying 'Lady Leprechaun' in gold] Good evening, Mr and Mrs Tree Hill resident. We're selling these delicious cookies to raise money for 'Lady Leprechauns', an organisation that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful, independent women of tomorrow.
- Anna Taggaro: Take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth.
- Lucas Scott: Hmm...
- Anna Taggaro: Come on.
- [They go inside the photo booth]
- Anna Taggaro: So... I have a confession to make. The card doesn't say 'take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth.'
- Lucas Scott: No?
- Anna Taggaro: No. It says 'make out with a stranger in a photo booth.'
- Peyton Sawyer: So we never really talked about the wedding, like how you got there.
- Haley James Scott: I told you, I got dressed, I threw up at my parents' house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.
- Peyton Sawyer: Okay, hard image to forget, but I meant more like, um, I don't know, how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody without an escape hatch.
- Haley James Scott: I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do. It was more about trusting myself.
- Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, my old friend, self-doubt. I don't know, sometimes everything seems really simple, and then...
- Haley James Scott: ...it's not?
- Peyton Sawyer: Yeah.
- Peyton Sawyer: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. You see lately I've been having impure thoughts about- Actually, I haven't been doing very well lately. This is the first time I've been in a church since my mom died. I think about her everyday. I just- I wonder what she would say to me right now if she could see me and see how I've been living. I wonder if she knows, on most days I fall short of being the person she wanted me to be, or I wonder if she saw me do that line of coke last week. And the thing is, I don't even know why I did it. You know, my life is pretty good... it is, but I was just searching for something to make it great... something to make it matter. So, I don't know, I guess last week when I had the chance to change that, and it was right there in front of me. I guess I was just scared to let that go. But I know it was wrong and I want my mom to know that and um, I want her to know that I am not that person... and I'm not going to be.
- Felix Taggaro: Well, well. With the other dares, it appears to be a tie.
- Tim Smith: Oh no, oh no, wait. Don't forget this. Shows Felix the picture from the golf course.
- Felix Taggaro: Dude! What the hell are you doing?
- Tim Smith: It says it right here on the dare card
- Felix Taggaro: Man, that's a typo. It's supposed to say, "Take a shot in the second hole."
- Karen Roe: You've stopped in for coffee every morning this week, and well... I enjoy seeing you, it's just, well, I'm not sure it's appropriate.
- Andy Hargrove: Well, you know, in some cultures, you can buy coffee without actually having to have sex with the café owner. You know, those cultures aren't nearly as much fun for me, but what are you gonna do?
- Haley James Scott: So, I had an idea, why don't we just get a picture of you eating one egg and then tell them you ate five?
- Peyton Sawyer: Haley James Scott, we don't cheat.
- Haley James Scott: Well, you did with Lucas.
- Nathan Scott: Well, this is it. Massage and Spa.
- Tim Smith: What's the back say?
- Nathan Scott: Ask for the special.
- Tim Smith: It's the happy ending!
- [eagerly rings the bell]
- Brooke Davis: So what, you can't get a date. Move to new towns and trick people into eating with you?
- Felix Taggaro: Wow, you totally exposed me. Seriously, I mean, I'm mostly naked here.
- Anna Taggaro: Do you think two people can get to know each other without ever going into their long stories?
- Lucas Scott: Sure.
- Anna Taggaro: But isn't who you were a part of who you are?
- Lucas Scott: Maybe... but I guess I'm saying that I don't really need to know the person that you used to be as much as the person that you're trying to be.
- Brooke Davis: I mean, what is the point?
- Felix Taggaro: The point is simple: see how far you'll go. You face your fears. Yeah, sometimes, you do things you wanna do because calling it a dare makes it okay for a night.
- Haley James Scott: Eternal damnation for you?
- Peyton Sawyer: Ah, I-I think the jury's still out on that one.
- Peyton Sawyer: I don't know, sometimes everything seems really simple and then...
- Haley James Scott: It isn't?
- Peyton Sawyer: Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody without an escape hatch.
- Haley James Scott: I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do. It was more about trusting myself.