- Jessie Sammler: You know, I think I'm gonna call it "Vodka Mockingbird" instead of "Tequila Mockingbird".
- Eli Sammler: You should have her, like, evaluated.
- Lily Manning: [to Rick] Listen, I'm so sorry about... the last thing you had to deal with was me having a meltdown.
- Rick Sammler: That was a meltdown?
- Lily Manning: Well, a mini-melt.
- Rick Sammler: Is that like a tuna melt? I'm sorry, I'm so tired.
- Rick Sammler: [to Lily] I want you so badly, right here, right now.
- Lily Manning: Oh, where the hell did you come from?