- Lily Manning: [to Judy] Can't I just lie to him? Can't I just tell him that I'm sick? Because I am sick at this point.
- Judy Brooks: But you look so hot in that outfit.
- Lily Manning: I do?
- David Cassilli: [to Rick] She called. That's very cool. When a woman calls, it means she wants to have sex.
- Rick Sammler: Will you please? I'm trying to tell you I lied to three women in the space of 4 minutes.
- David Cassilli: But did you get caught?