The Office (TV Series)

The Injury (2006)

Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson

Quotes 

• Michael Scott : Help! Oh, God! Oh, help! Help me.

  Toby : What happened?

  Michael Scott : I fell off the toliet. I'm caught between the toliet and the wall.

  Toby : What do you need?

  Michael Scott : Not you. Someone else. Get Pam.

  Toby : I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.

  Michael Scott : Get Ryan. He needs to lift me up, and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.

  [Ryan's eyes widen, as he shakes his head] 

  Toby : Ryan is dead.

  Michael Scott : No, he's not. I just saw him.

  Toby : Dead. No. Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.

  Michael Scott : Forget it. I'll just get up myself.