The Office (TV Series)

The Client (2005)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : [playing Agent Michael Scarn in a screenplay written by Michael]  "Sam, get my luggage."

  Ryan Howard : [playing Agent Michael Scarn's assistant, Samuel L. Chang, with Asian accent]  "I forget it, brother."

  Dwight Schrute : "Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever and you're disgusting. Dwigt." Wait, who's Dwigt?

  Pam Beesley : [in confessional]  Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight, but then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace. But that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one "Dwigt." And Dwight figured it out. Oops!

• Oscar Martinez : She had done a background check on me; she had it printed out.

  Jim Halpert : No!

  Oscar Martinez : Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.

  Toby Flenderson : That is unbelievable.

  Pam Beesley : What is going on?

  Jim Halpert : We are doing worst first dates.

  Pam Beesley : Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.

  Oscar Martinez : Okay, that's a joke.

  Pam Beesley : No, they had to come back for me.

  Jim Halpert : Wait, when was this?

  Pam Beesley : Umm... it was not that long ago.

  Kelly Kapoor : Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance.

  [laughs]