The Office (TV Series)

The Alliance (2005)

Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone

Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : You are not going to believe this.

  Dwight Schrute : What? I believe it.

  Jim Halpert : Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.

  Dwight Schrute : I could tell from the body language.

  Jim Halpert : [in the kitchen]  That looks good. What is it? Turkey?

  Kevin : Italian.

  Jim Halpert : Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion. Provolone...

  Kevin : Yeah.

  [back outside] 

  Jim Halpert : Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.

  Dwight Schrute : Good. Let 'em. That's fine. It helps our cause.

  Jim Halpert : Well, I don't know, because if Kevin's in Accounting and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...

  Dwight Schrute : They're forming an alliance.

  Toby : [back in kitchen]  I love their sandwiches.

  Jim Halpert : I love their sandwiches too.

  Kevin : Their bread's really good.

  Jim Halpert : Their bread is very good.

  Dwight Schrute : [back outside]  Damn it. God. Gah!

  [kicks car and car alarm sounds] 

  Jim Halpert : Okay, listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.

  Dwight Schrute : God damn it! Why us?

  Jim Halpert : Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong!