The Office (TV Series)

Performance Review (2005)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Stupid.

  Jim Halpert : Wait, wait, one thing. By tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?

  Dwight Schrute : Duh!

  Jim Halpert : [to the camera]  Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.

• Pam Beesley : [trying to make Dwight think that it's Friday]  Oh, my God, did you watch "The Apprentice" last night?

  Jim Halpert : Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

  Pam Beesley : Can you believe who Trump fired?

  Jim Halpert : No, that was unbelievable.

  Dwight Schrute : Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?

  Pam Beesley : You didn't see it?

  Dwight Schrute : No. I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

  [Jim nods with satisfaction toward camera] 

• Jim Halpert : Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.