The Office (TV Series)

Performance Review (2005)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Stupid.

  Jim Halpert : Wait, wait, one thing. By tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?

  Dwight Schrute : Duh!

  Jim Halpert : [to the camera]  Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.

• Dwight Schrute : [running into work after discovering it really was a Friday]  I'm here! I'm here! I'm here. It's okay!

• Pam Beesley : [trying to make Dwight think that it's Friday]  Oh, my God, did you watch "The Apprentice" last night?

  Jim Halpert : Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?

  Pam Beesley : Can you believe who Trump fired?

  Jim Halpert : No, that was unbelievable.

  Dwight Schrute : Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?

  Pam Beesley : You didn't see it?

  Dwight Schrute : No. I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?

  [Jim nods with satisfaction toward camera] 

• Michael Scott : [reading from the suggestion box]  "You need to do something about your B.O."

  Dwight Schrute : [repeating to staff]  "You need to do something about your B.O."

  Michael Scott : Okay. Now, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion. And not an office suggestion. Far be it from me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.

  Toby : Aren't the suggestions meant for you?

  Michael Scott : Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that that is a very poor choice of words.

  Creed : Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.

  Michael Scott : Was I, Creed? Okay, well, you know, what I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs. Because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should be aware of, okay? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good. We're learning and we're figuring some stuff out.