The Office (TV Series)
Performance Review (2005)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go on Monday. Stupid.
Jim Halpert : Wait, wait, one thing. By tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?
Dwight Schrute : Duh!
Jim Halpert : [to the camera] Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. And that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.
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Dwight Schrute : [running into work after discovering it really was a Friday] I'm here! I'm here! I'm here. It's okay!
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Pam Beesley : [trying to make Dwight think that it's Friday] Oh, my God, did you watch "The Apprentice" last night?
Jim Halpert : Of course. It's on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?
Pam Beesley : Can you believe who Trump fired?
Jim Halpert : No, that was unbelievable.
Dwight Schrute : Who? Who was it? Who did he fire?
Pam Beesley : You didn't see it?
Dwight Schrute : No. I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap! Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?
[Jim nods with satisfaction toward camera]
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Michael Scott : [reading from the suggestion box] "You need to do something about your B.O."
Dwight Schrute : [repeating to staff] "You need to do something about your B.O."
Michael Scott : Okay. Now, I don't know who this suggestion is meant for, but it's more of a personal suggestion. And not an office suggestion. Far be it from me to use this as a platform to embarrass anybody.
Toby : Aren't the suggestions meant for you?
Michael Scott : Well, Toby, if by me you are inferring that I have B.O., then I would say that that is a very poor choice of words.
Creed : Michael, he wasn't inferring, he was implying. You were inferring.
Michael Scott : Was I, Creed? Okay, well, you know, what I am implying is that when we're on an elevator together, I should maybe take the stairs. Because talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should be aware of, okay? Now that we've learned this, let's continue. See, this is good. We're learning and we're figuring some stuff out.