The Office (TV Series)

E-Mail Surveillance (2005)

Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

  [sees man in a turban outside] 

  Michael Scott : Oh my God. Ohhh.

  [dials phone number] 

  Michael Scott : Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here.

  [goes out onto office floor] 

  Michael Scott : Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.

  Jim Halpert : Are we in danger?

  Michael Scott : There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody.

  [knock at the front door] 

  Kevin Malone : Michael, should I call the...

  [Michael waves his hands] 

  Kevin Malone : What?

  Michael Scott : [talking to the camera]  The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.

• Kevin Malone : I gotta erase a lot of stuff. A *lot* of stuff.