The Office (TV Series)

Boys and Girls (2006)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

• Michael Scott : Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?

• Michael Scott : I think this is gonna work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job, and I haven't been there in months.

• [Michael unbuttons his shirt to his navel and exposes his thick chest hair] 

  Michael Scott : What is our beef, as human men?

  Lonny : You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff.

• Michael Scott : Why does society force us to use urinals, when sitting down is far more comfortable?

• Michael Scott : We'll get someone to clean that up.

  Darryl : We're the ones that gotta clean that up!

• Michael Scott : [Enters the office and throws his coat at Pam]  Coat!

  Pam Beesley : [Later, at the conference room]  Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his Netflix sent here to the office and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.

  Michael Scott : [Yelling from his office]  Steak! Where's my steak?

  Pam Beesley : [At the conference room]  He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.

  Michael Scott : Get me Armani.

  Pam Beesley : A suit?

  Michael Scott : On the phone.

  Pam Beesley : Like the main company number? Cause I'm gonna have to call from information.

  Michael Scott : Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You're not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you

  [Starts to laugh] 

  Michael Scott : .

  Michael Scott : [Another day, he enters the office, embarassed]  I owe you an apology.

  Pam Beesley : You finished the movie.

  Michael Scott : Yeah, it was awesome, big surprise ending. I won't ruin it for you.

  Pam Beesley : No, go ahead.

  Michael Scott : Meryl Streep is the bad guy, you never see it coming. Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I'm sorry

  [Pam nods] 

  Michael Scott : I just want what's best for you, Manooshka.

  Pam Beesley : [Mouthing at the camera, trying to figure it out]  Manooshka?

  [Later, at the conference room] 

  Pam Beesley : Macushla! He's watching Million Dollar Baby

  [Long pause] 

  Pam Beesley : He's gonna try to kill me.