The Office (TV Series)

Party (2002)

Ricky Gervais: David Brent

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• [Dawn is introducing consultants to David] 

  Dawn : David, this is Ray and Jude from... I'm sorry, I've forgotten where you're from.

  Ray : Cooper and Webb.

  David Brent : Who's Cooper and who's Webb?

  Ray : Neither of us.

  David Brent : I bet you get that all the time.

  Ray : No.

• David Brent : I'm thirties.

  Trudy : Yeah, but you've let yourself go a bit haven't you?

  David Brent : I've let myself go a bit?

  Trudy : Yeah.

  David Brent : Look at yourself, you're an embarrassment love, to be honest.

• David Brent : [David has just discovered a dildo hidden in his office while in a meeting with two business consultants]  Excuse me, everybody. What am I doing in there, with a dildo? She says it's not hers. And I for one believe her. So whose is it?

  [Trudy slowly puts her hand up] 

  David Brent : Well, what's it doing in there?

  Trudy : Well it's a birthday present. But... I don't know what it's doing in there.

  David Brent : [to the two consultants]  There, you see. Practical jokes. Is it today, your birthday? Many happy returns. But, what have we learned from this?

  Trudy : Not to leave your dildo lying around.

  David Brent : Don't let it out of your sight. Because it could wind up...

  [he accidentally flicks a switch and it starts oscillating] 

  David Brent : Oh, God. What do you do when it gets like that? Well, you probably...

  [he hands it, still oscillating, to Tim] 

  David Brent : Could you... make sure it gets back to... her.

• David Brent : [notices the dildo Tim had hidden under a folder on Andy's desk]  What's that?

  Jude : It's a dildo.

  David Brent : Is it yours?

  [tries to hand it to her] 

  Jude : No!

• David Brent : I prefer flan.