The Office (TV Series)

Merger (2002)

Mackenzie Crook: Gareth Keenan

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Quotes 

• Jennifer Taylor-Clark : So you're saying is that black people ought to be flattered that their only achievement in this world is having oversized genitalia?

  David Brent : I'm saying they shouldn't be a ashamed of them.

  Jennifer Taylor-Clark : It's a myth.

  Gareth : I don't know, Jennifer I could show you a magazine where... literally...

  [holds up his hand indicating large size] 

  Jennifer Taylor-Clark : Could you?

  Gareth : Well, I haven't got it with me, but next time you're in...

• Tim : Team Leader don't mean anything mate.

  Gareth : Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team.

  Tim : No it doesn't. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.

  Gareth : I think they do.

  Tim : No they don't Gareth.

  Gareth : Erm yes they do, cos if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last... so it was warm.