- Mikey Butts: Do you have anything that could distract people from my buttocks?
- Shop Woman: A nuclear war?
- Helga: Ha! You're funny! You're also OLD...
- Susie: Soon you will die. Then we will dig up your grave, and do embarrassing things to your corpse, a-la Weekend at Bernie's 2.
- Funzie: Aaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.