- Summer Roberts: What do you want from me, Cohen?
- Seth Cohen: I just want you.
- Summer Roberts: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freaking Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
- Seth Cohen: And I wanna make that up to you.
- Summer Roberts: It has nothing to do with me, it is about you and it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems that you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase and that's all. So, you know what? You can have it.
- Seth Cohen: I'm afraid it is time once again for me to stand on that proverbial coffee cart and declare my love for her.
- Seth Cohen: Look at him. He's like, what, the conventionally attractive, you know, athletic, confident, just... completely non-neurotic, Wasp version of me...
- Marissa Cooper: [Marissa doesn't know how to tell Ryan about DJ] I don't know what to do...
- Summer Roberts: Well, just explain it to him. He left... and suddenly there was a hot, hot yard guy *in* the yard, who was hot.
- Ryan Atwood: [Ryan is at Summer's trying to tell her that Seth still wants her] Look, ah, I know you have a boyfriend...
- Summer Roberts: Wai... Woah... No, who told you that?
- Ryan Atwood: I thought you told Seth that?
- Summer Roberts: Well yeah, to torture him. No, see, Zach and I, we're just hanging out. He is not my boyfriend. I do not want a boyfriend, okay? I had a boyfriend, he sailed away...
- Seth Cohen: So, today's topics, we have some topics... The Hulk. He gets bigger, all his clothes rip off. Except... his pants. Why is that?
- Ryan Atwood: That was months ago. She's probably moved on by now.
- Seth Cohen: I'm sorry. Moved on?
- Ryan Atwood: Gotten over it?
- Seth Cohen: Gotten over it? Why? Because I just... I meant nothing to her?
- Ryan Atwood: I'm gonna brood. Silently. Over here.
- Summer Roberts: Do not honk at DJ, he's hot!
- Marissa Cooper: He's the yard guy.
- Summer Roberts: Well he can park his truck in my driveway any time.
- Seth Cohen: You're the bad boy, okay? You're the outsider. You're supposed to be leading me into temptation, not homeroom.