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Quotes
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Theresa Diaz : I'm probably going to be out of here in a couple of days. I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
Seth Cohen : Sure you can. I intend to.
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Seth Cohen : I do love the Vegas.
Seth Cohen : I didn't know you loved the Vegas dad.
Sandy Cohen : Haha I love the Vegas I love the Vegas.
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Summer : Get away from him whore!
Seth Cohen : Woah woah hey hey she's not a whore okay she goes to UNLV.
Summer : Oh I'm sorry skank!
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Seth Cohen : I hate the Vegas. My entire life, I've never even seen a prostitute, and now I have four of them taking advantage of me in my hotel room. And not in a nice way.
Summer : Well, way to go, whoreboy.
Seth Cohen : Thanks!
Ryan Atwood : Alright, alright. Summer, how much money you got?
Summer : I'm not giving you my money. I'm not the one that was worked on.
Seth Cohen : Hey, I wasn't worked on, OK? I was entrapped. Besides, this is your fault anyways, you're the one who broke up with me!
Summer : Oh, so you hire yourself a call-girl?
Seth Cohen : What, your dad wouldn't approve?
Summer : This has nothing to do with my dad!
Seth Cohen : You're absolutely right, it doesn't!
Summer : OK, so maybe I overreacted a little.
Seth Cohen : Yeah, maybe a little, I don't know.
Summer : Well, maybe if you didn't try so hard with him... .
Seth Cohen : I only did that because I knew that it was important to you!
Summer : You swear nothing else happened with the skank girl?
Seth Cohen : I swear, one kiss... maybe four.
Summer : Well I hope you enjoyed them, because if anything like this happens again, I'll kill you.
Ryan Atwood : Yeah, well, you won't have to. If we don't get five thousand soon, our pimp will.
Seth Cohen : Well, between my money and Theresa's money, it's only three thousand.
Summer : Three thousand... five hundred.
Ryan Atwood : Thanks, but that's... still leaves us fifteen hundred short.
Jenn : You know, you guys did buy us 'til midnight. That's more than enough time for another game of No Limit Hold 'Em.
Seth Cohen : That's a card game, not hooker-talk.
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Seth Cohen : I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.
