The O.C. (TV Series)

The Sister Act (2006)

Rachel Bilson: Summer Roberts

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• Summer : [watching Taylor's mom and her dad split up, happy]  Wow. That was amazing. All you did was tell her he voted for John Kerry?

  Seth : [unconvincingly]  Yes, that is exactly what I told her.

  Summer : You told her he has genital warts!

  Seth : The Kerry thing wasn't going to work!

  Summer : Come on!

• Seth : I'm telling you, it'll work.

  Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.

  Sandy : Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.

  Seth : Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.

  Summer : We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.

  Sandy : Veronica Townsand.

  Summer : See everyone knows.

  Sandy : You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.

  Summer : Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.

  Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?

  Summer : I don't know.

  Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.

  Sandy : What happened?

  Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

  Seth : Wait, you set them up?

  Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.

  Sandy : Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.

  Summer : Huh?

  Seth : What the hockey?

  Kirsten : Nah nah nah.

  Sandy : Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.

  Seth : Genital warts is the answer.

  [Summer slaps Seth] 

  Kirsten : Seth!

• Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsand and you know who.

  Seth : Now we have a quarome.

  Sandy : What happened?

  Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

  Seth : Wait, you set them up?

  Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.

  Sandy : Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.

  Summer : Huh?

  Seth : What the hockey?

  Kirsten : Nah nah nah.

  Sandy : Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.

  Seth : Genital warts

  [Summer hits him] 

  Seth : is the answer.

• Seth : I'm telling you it would work.

  Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has gentile warts.

  Sandy : Hey Seth? How about lending a hand to your mom downstairs?

  Seth : Actually dad, we're kind of busy right now.

  Summer : We're trying to figure out away to break up my dad and some skank-and-hoebag.

  Sandy : Veronica Townsend.

  Summer : See everyone knows.

  Sandy : You got nothing to worry about. It's a long story but, last night's date, one time thing.

  Summer : Really? Because I mean, he's bringing her to the party tonight.

  Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?

  Summer : I don't know.

  Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.

  Seth : Now we have a quarome.

  Sandy : What happened?

  Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

  Seth : Wait, you set them up?

  Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threaten to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.

  Sandy : Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.

  Summer : Huh?

  Seth : What the hockey?

  Kirsten : Nah nah nah.

  Sandy : Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.

  Seth : Gentile warts

  [Summer hits him] 

  Seth : is the answer.

  Kirsten : Seth.

• Seth : I'm telling you, it'll work.

  Summer : We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.

  Sandy : Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.

  Seth : Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.

  Summer : We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.

  Sandy : Veronica Townsend.

  Summer : See everyone knows.

  Sandy : You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.

  Summer : Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.

  Sandy : He's going on a second date with her?

  Summer : I don't know.

  Kirsten : Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.

  Sandy : What happened?

  Kirsten : There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

  Seth : Wait, you set them up?

  Kirsten : Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.

  Sandy : Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.

  Summer : Huh?

  Seth : What the hockey?

  Kirsten : Nah nah nah.

  Sandy : Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.

  Seth : Genital warts is the answer.

  [Summer slaps Seth] 

  Kirsten : Seth!

• Summer : Word gets around when Orange County's Cruella nabs her next puppy.