The O.C. (TV Series)

The Risky Business (2005)

Adam Brody: Seth Cohen

Quotes 

• Trey Atwood : Stallone, huh? Nah, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.

  Ryan Atwood : Are you kidding me? Seagal, man.

  Seth Cohen : Yeah, divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together behind a single action hero.

  Sandy Cohen : Steve McQueen.

  Seth Cohen : Steve M-who?

• Seth : Let me just paint a picture of what could maybe happen. Now it's late at night and your thirsty. SO is she. So you meet up at the fridge. 'Hey.' 'Hey.' 'Yoo-hoo?' 'Maybe just you. Let's kiss on the mouth.' 'Okay.'

  [He makes a weird face pretending to kiss someone] 

  Seth : 'Oh, let's French hard.'

• Seth : Julia is Marissa's mom.

  Trey Atwood : Oh, so Ryan's mother-in-law.

  Sandy : What? What Ryan and Marissa? What?

  Seth : It's on.

  Sandy : Really? I'm always the last to know.

  Ryan : There's nothing to know.

  Trey Atwood : Oh really? 'Cause that's not what it looked like the other night, you coming to Marissa's rescue and all.

  Sandy : Well, he's very chivalrous, not unlike the young Steve McQueen.

  Seth : Yeah, some people say chivalry's dead. I don't believe it.

  Ryan : There's nothing going on with me and Marissa.

  Sandy : Nothing?

  Trey Atwood : Really?

  Seth : Ryan...

  Ryan : We're taking it slow.

  Trey Atwood , Sandy : Yeah! Taking it slow! Alright!

  Sandy : Well it's a good thing she's no longer you neighbor.

  Seth : That's right! It's hard to take it slow with her next door.

  Kirsten : So, Caleb and Julie are off on their trip.

  Sandy : What are we gonna do without them?

  Kirsten : Well, for starters, housekeeper got deported and so there's no one to stay with Marissa. So I told Julie that Marissa could stay here for the week.

  [Trey, Sandy and Seth look and Ryan] 

  Seth : That'll keep things at a snail's place.

• Seth : [In a high voice]  Hello, pleased to meet you.

  Guy in Apartment : Who the hell are you?

  Seth : Well, I'm Pippins McGee.

• Seth : All right, hold it up. More. More. More. You're naughty.

  Zach : Just take the picture.

  Seth : You're an animal in the woods.

• Seth : All right ottoman, work with me. You're sexy. Get nasty. Work with me, you ottoman. You little- That's it. You're a cougar. You're a panther, and you're in the woods.

• Seth : Hey.

  [Ryan pushes him into a locker] 

  Seth : Don't blame me for your sexual tension.

• Seth : [about Sandy]  Woah, he sings, he surfs and he reads minds.