- Lindsay Gardner: When I was little, all my friends were waiting for something from Santa, and I was just hoping for something ... anything, from my dad.
- Ryan Atwood: Still waiting?
- Lindsay Gardner: Not anymore. Every kid grows up and stops believing in Santa. I stopped believing in my dad.
- Summer Roberts: Well, you guys can all give up. But I still believe in a Chrismukkah miracle ... And I have a plan!
- Summer Roberts: Whoa, Coop, I cannot believe your dad lives on a boat. That is SO Miami Vice.
- Marissa Cooper: You've seen Miami Vice?
- Summer Roberts: Repeats. My stepmom finds the pastel colors soothing.
- Marissa Cooper: She's on some interesting drugs these days.
- Summer Roberts: I'll tell her to keep them away from you.
- Seth Cohen: [to Lindsay] Congratulations, you're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
- Julie Cooper-Nichol: [In bed] It's been so long since we've done this.
- Jimmy Cooper: It's like riding a bike ... Well, an incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike, you know, with a really sharp mind and an incredible sense of ... interior design.
- Kirsten Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Sandy Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Kirsten Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .
- Kirsten Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hewbrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Sandy Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Kirsten Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .
- Sandy Cohen: I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.
- Seth Cohen: They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
- Ryan Atwood: Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.
- Seth Cohen: Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
- Kirsten Cohen: Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.
- Sandy Cohen: Oy humbug.
- Seth Cohen: Oy humbug... .