The O.C. (TV Series)

The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't (2004)

Kelly Rowan: Kirsten Cohen

Quotes 

• Kirsten Cohen : I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.

  Seth Cohen : They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?

  Ryan Atwood : Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.

  Seth Cohen : Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.

  Sandy Cohen : Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.

  Kirsten Cohen : Oy humbug.

  Seth Cohen : Oy humbug... .

• Kirsten Cohen : I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.

  Seth Cohen : They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hewbrews?

  Ryan Atwood : Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.

  Seth Cohen : Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.

  Sandy Cohen : Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.

  Kirsten Cohen : Oy humbug.

  Seth Cohen : Oy humbug... .

• Sandy Cohen : I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols or whatever they're called these days.

  Seth Cohen : They're called gentiles and a whole slew of them at that, now we're gonna really have to put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?

  Ryan Atwood : Blonde hair blue eyes yeah no problem I'm a natural.

  Seth Cohen : Fair point my Aryan friend, okay where are we gonna find some Jews in Orange County? Father! I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.

  Kirsten Cohen : Chrismukkah eurgh leave me out of it.

  Sandy Cohen : Oy humbug.

  Seth Cohen : Oy humbug... .