- [Don arrives at the house and chats with Charlie a moment before they hear Alan in the other room, speaking to someone else]
- Alan Eppes: Hey, take a look at this, here in the kitchen, I put in the new sink myself, and the uh... I did the tile work.
- Meredith: Oh, it's beautiful work. I like how you 've preserved the original Craftsman detail.
- Alan Eppes: Oh, hey, boys.
- [Don and Charlie reply Hi in unison, looking between their father and the woman]
- Charlie Eppes: We didn't know you were home.
- Alan Eppes: Meredith, my two sons - this is Don and Charlie.
- [She shakes both their hands as they greet each other]
- Alan Eppes: Oh, Meredith, would you mind going upstairs for a minute? I'll be right with you.
- [She says 'Sure' and heads upstairs, the boys watching after her with smirks on their faces]
- Alan Eppes: Um... what?
- Don Eppes: Nice. She's cute.
- Charlie Eppes: What is this?
- Alan Eppes: Oh, come on, Charlie. Don't you remember we talked about this?
- Charlie Eppes: Talked about what? No.
- Alan Eppes: I'm sorry. I should have made sure you were paying attention when I was talking...
- Don Eppes: Don't apologize, Dad.
- Alan Eppes: No, you have no idea what this is all about, trust me.
- Charlie Eppes: [smirking] I don't think we wanna know.
- Alan Eppes: Well, you have to know.
- Don Eppes: No we don't, Dad. Look, you're allowed to have a private life.
- Alan Eppes: Wait a minute. Just hold it a second. This is not a date.
- Charlie Eppes: [he loses the smirk] Oh, my... Dad, what are you telling me? That this woman is a... pr...
- Alan Eppes: Real estate agent!
- Charlie Eppes: [blinks] I'm confused. Are you dating a real estate agent?
- Don Eppes: No, he's selling the house.