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Quotes
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Sean McNamara : Check out this bombshell. We're getting ready this morning, and Julia tells me she wants her breasts done.
Christian Troy : If you're thinking conflict of interest, I'd like to volunteer my services.
Sean McNamara : Still have a crush on the missus, do we?
Christian Troy : Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you.
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Christian Troy : You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. It doesn't add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. I'm a doctor; what you tell me during consultation is confidential.
Silvio Pérez : I prefer to let my money talk.
[puts a large briefcase on the table]
Christian Troy : Nice alligator.
Silvio Pérez : Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. That's your fee.
Christian Troy : Funny, isn't it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Coffee, for instance, and of course there's the cartel money.
Silvio Pérez : I'm not Colombian. My brother and I, we are Argentinean.
Christian Troy : Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn't have to recommend porcelain veneers. It's the only South American country with fluoride in the water. One last time, why are you running?
Silvio Pérez : I was with the boss' girl.
Christian Troy : Mr. Perez, you cad.
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Christian Troy : [Leaving a grocery store after buying a lot of hams] Would you like to tell me why we just bought 12 goddamned hams?
Sean McNamara : Because alligators are finicky eaters.
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Christian Troy : [Leaving a grocery store after buying a lot of hams] Would you mind telling me why we just bought 12 goddamned hams?
Sean McNamara : Because alligators are finicky eaters.
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Christian Troy : Can I buy you a drink?
Kimber Henry : I don't drink.
Christian Troy : Can I buy you an appetizer?
Kimber Henry : I don't eat. I'm a model.
[Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
Bartender : Another one before you hit the road?
Christian Troy : No thanks, I have to operate tomorrow.
Kimber Henry : Are you a doctor?
Christian Troy : [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.
