- Rod Serling - Host: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the undernourished Alfred Hitchcock. The great British craftsman and I do share something in common. An interest in the oddball. a predilection toward the bizarre. And this place is nothing if it isn't bizarre, by virtue of the paintings you see hanging around me. This item here is called "Since Aunt Ada Came to Stay." And Aunt Ada's a most memorable character. You may not like her, but I seriously doubt if you'll ever forget her. Be thankful you've met her only in... the Night Gallery.
- Laboratory Assistant (segment "With Apologies to Mr. Hyde"): What do you think, Master?
- [Mr Hyde looks at himself in the mirror, then turns to his assistant]
- Mr. Hyde (segment "With Apologies to Mr. Hyde"): If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times: go easy on the vermouth!