- Judge Harry T. Stone: [after Santa has spooked the Doctor by guessing his Christmas gift was a golf putter] He's a doctor, what else is he going to get for Christmas?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: He cares about you, Eddie, I care about you, you are in a room filled with people who care about you!
- Eddie Simms: Bull!
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [turns head] Yeah?
- Eddie Simms: Is this where we get the rubber hose?
- Dan Fielding: [laughs, under his breath] I told you I was just kidding about that.
- Eddie Simms: [Harry pulls Eddie against him] What're you doing?
- [struggles]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I'm hugging you, dummy.
- Eddie Simms: Stop it! Let me go!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [softly] Shut up.
- Eddie Simms: I am sick of hearing how much people care! I am sick of the word *care*! IT'S JUST TALK!