Night Court (TV Series)

Murder (1987)

Marsha Warfield: Rosalind 'Roz' Russell

Quotes 

• Dan Fielding : [Dan found out that the two weeks he spent abstaining from sex as part of a sperm donor program was unnecessary]  I haven't had sex in two weeks. It's 3 AM and I don't have a *date*.

  [He begins looking obsessively around the cafeteria] 

  Roz Russell : Run for your lives girls!

  [All females flee the cafeteria. Dan still looks around obsessively] 

  Harry Stone : Better safe than sorry guys!

  [All males flee]