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Quotes
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Dave : Here Bill I want you to put one of these on your back.
[Takes a nicotine patch out of a paper bag]
Bill : What is it?
Dave : It's the patch.
Lisa : Don't you need a prescription for those?
Dave : Yeah, I went to my doctor this morning and had him prescribe them for me.
Lisa : But you don't smoke.
Dave : Yeah, but I told him that I was thinking about starting. You know, I don't think he's a very good doctor.
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Dave : You know, I'm not sure what exactly it is that caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in.