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[Dave has hired an ex-friend of Beth's to work with her for the day]
Dave : What's up? I mean, did she steal your old high school sweetheart or something?
Beth : Oh, yes, because whenever two women are fighting it's obviously over a man, because, you know, men are all important and women are nothing. Men are great! All hail King Man!
[pause]
Beth : But yeah, she did steal my high school sweetheart.
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Jimmy : You know, there's some sort of speed control on here, somewhere.
Beth : Oh, hang on, hang on, here are the instructions for the shredder.
Jimmy : Wait, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shredding the instructions for the shredder. Talk about your mind blowing irony. Dare I?
Beth : Oh, ah, Sir, I...
Jimmy : Let's do it. Go, baby, go!
[Drops manual in shredder]
Jimmy : Now, where the hell's that speed control?
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Beth : [looking through files] Mr James, comma, Water Investment, comma, White?
Jimmy : [takes file] I never invested in any water. No water. What, are you talking about water? This is silly.
Dave : Well, sir, doesn't that actually mean "White Water Investment"?
Jimmy : Doesn't what means "White Water Investment"?
[Shreds file]
Dave : That file.
Jimmy : What file?
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Lisa : What's going on ?
Beth : Oh, we're re-filing old news stories from the past three years. Dave discovered that the old station manager had a rather unique filing system.
Lisa : What's unique ?
Beth : Well, name a topic - I'll tell you how it was filed.
Lisa : OK - taxi cabs.
Beth : Taxi cabs. That would be under "Yellow, comma, things that are".
Lisa : Ooh, that makes sense - right next to bananas.
Beth : Ah, no. Actually, bananas are under "Fruits, comma, ones that I'm allergic to".
Lisa : Ass, comma, sounds like this job is a pain in the.
Beth : Much, comma, thank you very.
