NewsRadio (TV Series)

French Diplomacy (1997)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill : Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?

  Andrea : I heard that, and that is going in my report.

  Bill : Mine too!

• Bill : I get a ticket, I pay it. You get a ticket, *you* pay it. They get a ticket, they don't pay no ticket! That's why these free-loading foreign diplomats should be dragged from their cars and beaten, like the renegade outlaws they are!

• Bill : Wake up, Manhattan! Wake up, Brooklyn! Wake up... the other three boroughs! These people, with names you need a calculator to pronounce, have got their hands in your pockets - and I say it's time we cut them off at the wrist.

• Bill : I told you to leave well enough alone, but no! You had to play the big shot! And now a perfectly happy, healthy young man with a bright future is dead!

  Lisa Miller : Bill, this guy was obviously crippled by mental illness!

  Bill : You're obviously crippled by mental illness!

• Lisa Miller : I would like to say I accept full responsibility for what happened here today.

  Jimmy : Well, that's very noble of you, Lisa, but this isn't the Bay of Pigs.

  Dave : And Bill certainly isn't President Kennedy.

  Bill : I take that as a compliment - because if I *was* him, I'd be dead right now.

• Bill : Lisa sets a funny example.

  Lisa Miller : Thank you.

  Bill : And just because we don't all follow her example and sleep with Dave... I'm just horsin' around!

• Bill : Does Dave yell out anything peculiar during the highest moment of pleasure? I'm talking, of course, about the moment when he beats you at Scrabble.