Quotes
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Joe : Seven times. I flunked this test seven times, you know. I mean, I don't want to say 'conspiracy,' but...
Lisa : Well actually, I am starting to see a pattern here."
Joe : Ah. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Lisa : One of last year's questions was: 'In the following circuit, the potential is blank volts.' And you answered: 'I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that the design of this circuit is totally sucky.'
Joe : Yeah. I don't know how that dumb bastard ever got to be a professor.
Lisa : Oh. Well you know, that would explain why you answered the next question: 'If you want to build a thermostat that won't be affected by humidity, try this you dumb bastard.'
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Matthew Brock : As you know, I have been trying to find something to do together.
Bill : We already have something to do together. It's called work.
Matthew Brock : The softball team didn't work for whatever reason.
Joe : Maybe that's because to play softball you need a bat.
Matthew Brock : I know that now.
Joe : And a ball.
Matthew Brock : Whatever!
Lisa : If you're going to get us all Knicks tickets like last year, at least buy them all in advance.
Matthew Brock : I said whatever! Who knew New York was such a big sports town?