- Supt. Sandra Pullman: [Referring to a criminal convicted of race-hate crimes] He's now a born-again Christian.
- Gerry Standing: [Shaking his head in disbelief] Jesus!
- Jack Halford: He was the first, I think you'll find.
- Sgt Pushkar Guha: Right then, back to uniform.
- Brian Lane: What are you on about? You've hardly had yours off.
- Sgt Pushkar Guha: What? Ruin a perfectly good suit?
- Supt. Sandra Pullman: Shame.
- Jack Halford: Bloody shame.
- Gerry Standing: [and Pushkar and Brian, together] Pound.
- Brian Lane: Pound minimum.
- Supt. Sandra Pullman: The swear box is gone.
- Gerry Standing: What do you mean gone? How?
- Jack Halford: It's a police station. Some bugger nicked it.