NCIS (TV Series)

The Voyeur's Web (2005)

Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo

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Quotes 

• DiNozzo : [about to enter and arrest a suspected murderer]  Just stay behind me and follow my lead.

  Special Agent Ziva David : I'm not a probie, Tony. I have been in a few of these situations.

  DiNozzo : Not with me.

  Special Agent Ziva David : So? I have not had sex with you either. Would that make me a virgin?

• [Ziva and Tony are eating Chinese takeout at his desk] 

  DiNozzo : Chow's gettin' cold, McGee.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : No time. I have to find where all this "Naughty Naughty Neighbors" website money went, because if I don't, Gibbs might actually decide to kill me this time.

  DiNozzo : He has an excellent point.

  Special Agent Timothy McGee : This doesn't make sense. They made almost $500,000, it can't just disappear.

  Special Agent Ziva David : [brings a takeout carton to his desk]  Money changes hands, McGee. Rarely does it disappear.

• [interviewing "Naughty Naughty Neighbors" webmaster, who lives in his mother's basement] 

  DiNozzo : [holding back laughter]  Is your mother wondering why we're here?

  Carter Finch : ...I kind of told her this was for a job interview.

  [Tony and Ziva both crack up laughing] 

  DiNozzo : I'll be in the car!

• DiNozzo : [Walking into the Carr house for the first time]  Ooh. It looks like I walked into page 8 of the IKEA catalog.

• DiNozzo : Never kick a probie when he's down, Ziva.

  Special Agent Ziva David : I thought the expression was dog.

  DiNozzo : It's the same difference.

• DiNozzo : We broke up.

  Special Agent Ziva David : Why?

  DiNozzo : Apparently, her husband didn't think it was a good idea.