NCIS (TV Series)
The Meat Puzzle (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[after being introduced multiple times]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Who are you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm Tony DiNozzo. The Italian-gigolo-furniture mover?
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother, may I present Caitlin? She works with Tony.
[Mrs. Mallard spits at Kate]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Mother! We talked about this! Caitlin is here to protect us.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Show me your knickers!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Uh... ma'am?
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Your underwear, missy! One can always tell a woman's intention from her panties.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's always been my philosophy.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [on being assigned continued protection detail at Ducky's house] Boss, I just spent the last six hours playing furniture mover to this slightly demented old lady and her pack of yapping hounds!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're not hounds, DiNozzo! They're corgis.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, boss! *No, boss*! I'm on the verge, man! McGee?
[Gibbs and McGee drive away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss...? I'm going to go postal! I'm not kidding, I'm this close!
[He turns and sees Mrs. Mallard's corgis lined up on the porch, staring at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [grins madly] Here's Tony!